what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
i see you like older men
whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.
Benadryl Cumberbatch..too much like his actual name. How about….Blubberbutt Thundermunch
Benadryil Cumberfinch and proud
Bonapart Thundermuch, thanks
LOL. Nora, I just discovered from your notes we have the same Benedict Cumberbatch name.
Beezlebub Bandersnatch… Pffff
damn it kat, you got a better one!!!
Things that are okay
- Eating just meat
- Eating both meat and veggies
- Being a vegetarian
- Being a vegan
Things that aren’t okay
- Making people feel bad for what they eat
unless they’re eating people. that’s generally frowned upon
THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG
the pessimist and the optimist
Actually crying here
the tears of laughter I cry are real.
this truly is the best post on tumblr
i wish I could read this for the first time again.
its just what i need