what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

e-chillin:

i see you like older men

prupo:

elementarysherlock:

pixiefallingupthestairs:

phantomlokiofthe221bsupertardis:

thebritishteapot:

songofages:

windmills-of-my-mind:

dervlaaarghhh:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.

Beachbody Cricketbat

Benadryl Cumberbatch..too much like his actual name. How about….Blubberbutt Thundermunch

Benadryil Cumberfinch and proud

Beezlebub Combyourthatch

Bonapart Thundermuch, thanks

LOL. Nora, I just discovered from your notes we have the same Benedict Cumberbatch name.

Beezlebub Bandersnatch… Pffff

Benadryl Bandersnatch

damn it kat, you got a better one!!!

paulandthemccartneys:

swingsetindecember:

quidditchcapricious:

Things that are okay

• Eating just meat
• Eating both meat and veggies
• Being a vegetarian
• Being a vegan

Things that aren’t okay

• Making people feel bad for what they eat

unless they’re eating people. that’s generally frowned upon 

talesofthearts:

regalbryant:

 johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

the pessimist and the optimist

Actually crying here

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

twentiethcenturycrocs:

drarna:

mageyoulook:

the tears of laughter I cry are real.

this truly is the best post on tumblr

i wish I could read this for the first time again.

totalspiffage:

jrne:

its just what i need